nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

(Source: bigbookventures)

actual-smaug:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug

and three to take down Boromir

who’s the real bitch here

the fuck kind of post is this

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

licklucifer:

lucisensitivesatan:

lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

You mean something like this?

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gif…for…everything.

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake)

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."